Please
DON’T Read
This Book!
Penguin Random House / Philomel January 12, 2021
Written by Deanna Kizis / Illustrated by Sam Boughton
Wait, do you want to read this book?!
Even though the cover specifically asks you not to?
Well, if you’re going to go ahead and read it, then you’ll have to follow the RULES or you’ll have WAY too much fun.
And you don’t want to have fun, do you? DO YOU?!
In this laugh out loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures, Dragos Love Tacos, and High Five, kids get to join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in a book that will have readers coming back time and time again – regardless of what the title says.
“Rib-ticklingly funny”
“The cover said not to read the book so I totally read it and then I had way too much fun”
“This is way too silly. Three hundred thumbs up!”
“HA HA HA HA SNORT HA HA!”
AND DEFINITELY
DON’T READ ABOUT THE AUTHOR
DEANNA KIZIS likes to have fun and would definitely read a book that said she shouldn’t. Her favorite things include pretending her toothbrush can talk, TK, and throwing dance parties with the dog. She does these things because she is a very silly person.
Oh, and one time she went to the grocery store wearing two different shoes by mistake. That’s how silly Deanna is.
So definitely DO NOT write to Deanna Kizis so she can send you something fun.
And absolutely DO NOT follow her Instagram, @dkizis, where you’d see more of the silly stuff she does.
And no matter what, PLEASE DON’T READ HER BOOK!